What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Why is fitness important?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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